I’m just a man in a cab travellin’ across this great land
carrying no cargo, but burning petrol and local economies.
My rearview reflects patriots hauling empty flatbeds
surrounding town and village with this convoy against tyranny.
O Canada
I’ll lay down my horn and Jake Brake for thee.
I’m loud and I’m proud. I’ll run any sons-a-bitches down
who impede this True North Highway Of The Free.
Now, you may not have guessed by the way that I’m dressed
or the equipment and goods that I possess
but HELL YES am I oppressed by the liberal elite!
So of every injustice I might choose to protest,
I’ve assessed that the best is this latest vaccine.
O Canada
I’ll lay on my horn and Jake Brake for thee.
I’m loud and I’m proud. I’ll run any sons-a-bitches down
who impede this True North Highway Of The Free.
I turned 21 on 4Chan with a revolutionary post.
No one could curb my pride, but Mama tried. Mama tried.
Mama cried out from the ICU, but what the hell did mama know?
…cast her vote for that tête de merde Mini Pet Trudeau.
O Canada
I’ll lay on my horn and Jake Brake for thee.
I’m loud and I’m proud. I’ll run any sons-a-bitches down
who impede this True North Highway Of The Free.
Why stop with opposing vaccination?
Let’s demand emancipation from public sanitation!
And like the eagle above
piss wherever we please…
So, Down with face-covering masks!
And Down with ass-covering slacks!
I heard that someone famous said
freedom is messy.
Patriots!
Let’s commune on the floor of the sh—-er
for a raw pork and poultry dinner –
beyond the gaze of Government sitters –
and finally tasting liberty!
O Canada!
I’m spreadin’ tread to prevent the dead from treadin’ on me.
[Affettuoso 🇨🇦💧]
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this True North Highway Of The Free.
Yes, may God bless this public highway of the free.
© 2022.