I’ve been searchin’
And I’ve been seekin’
I’ve been searchin’
I’ve been a-seekin’
a binder clip –
a-searchin’ for a binder clip.
My love implores –
not less, nor more –
than a Medium binder clip.
I thought I spied a binder clip –
A very fine bind-er clip!
But my Love, O,
she let me know
it was a Jumbo binder clip.
But I need a Medium binder clip,
boys,
a Medium binder clip.
For I seek a Medium binder clip.
A Medium binder clip.
So, I’ll keep searchin’
And I’ll keep seekin’
I’ll keep searchin’
I beheld a binder clip –
a bonny binder clip.
Revealed to be
a Mini? Nay –
a Micro
binder clip –
But I need a Medium binder clip,
boys,
a Medium binder clip.
And this Micro,
it is no
Medium binder clip.
My Love showed me
a binder clip –
a Medium binder clip.
‘Twas pinched within
that Jumbo clip,
boys!
This Medium binder clip.
And now we have our binder clip –
our Medium binder clip.
So no more a-seekin’ a binder clip,
Boys,
no searching for a binder clip.
No more searchin’
And no more seekin’
No more searchin’
No, no more a-searchin’ for a binder clip,
Boys.
– any –
#@&*!! binder clips.
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